Saturday, September 6, 2008

Yes, We're Back To Lemons

Okay, so I guess we all remember the whole lemon thing. You know what I'm talking about. If you don't, I'll explain what I think you should do with your metaphorical lemons that life gave you. I think that you should sell the stupid lemons and use the money to buy some dr. pepper or whatever your favorite drink is. Because, I don't like lemonaide. Or grape juice for that matter. And no, that was not as random as it sounds. We all know the quote, right? "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it" Okay, so then we went and opened a lemon store with lemon shoes and all that. But SOMEHOW we ended up at metaphorical lemon shoes. So WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN? Okay, let's face it, NOBODY knows that it means. Let me explain some reasoning that I'm making up as I go along. You have lemons. You aren't thirsty. You want to do something useful with the lemons. So you make them into some pretty lemontastical shoes. That's it. That's what it means. What do those shoes represent, seeing as their metaphorical? I don't know. It's a METAPHORE. The shoes can represent any need that you have. Actually, a want, probably. So, WHAT ELSE can we do with our lemons? Well, we could eat them plain, but that's bad for our metaphorical teeth. Actually, teeth make EXCELLENT metaphores. Like, if you move on from a hobby, it's like losing a tooth...eventually an adult tooth will grow in. That's why our metaphorical teeth are like shark teeth, 'cus we lose them every day. Even if we don't know it, we're losing metaphorical teeth. So I guess it's no big deal if we eat the lemons, except that they might damage our metaphorical teeth. And they might not taste so good. Yeah. So what else can we do with our lemons? I guess we could make lemon pie. Or better yet, lemon pi. As in 3.14. But what IS that? Because I don't know. Yeah, so it might be a LITTLE bit weird for me to be ranting about lemons...but what are we supposed to DO with these lemons? Because I think that the best idea is to turn them into metaphorical dr. pepper, but that is a long and complicated process....you just can't do that. Yeah, you can make GRAPE JUICE, but not dr. pepper. It's confusing, I know. But seriously, what I don't get is why does nobody ever realise that you can SELL your lemons for limes or something....because if you have some lemons and some limes, I'm pretty sure that you could make metaphorical 7-up. But for that I really should consult the "Rule Book of Lemons"....which is metaphorical, of course. Or maybe I should write a "Rule Book of Lemons"....I could make it with the money that I get for selling my lemons!!! YAY!!! Okay, this is where I stop talking because for all we know I'll start ranting about quotation marks now....

39 comments:

kenzie said...

couldnt you trade your metiphorical lemons for dr.pepper?

andrea-la said...

naw...nobody would ever give up their metaphorical dr.pepper for lemons...

kenzie said...

is dr.pepper vegan?

andrea-la said...

don't know...

kenzie said...

i looked it up
it isnt
so you can trade with a vegan

andrea-la said...

cool...also, if you google "metaphorical lemon shoes" my blog comes up first...lol...

kenzie said...

lol nice

andrea-la said...

yeps...it's so COOL!!! I can google "metaphorical lemon shoes" and my blog pops up!

kenzie said...

nice to know how to find it

andrea-la said...

lol...also, if you google "metaphoricallemonshoetastical" scott-la's blog pops up because we used it in the comments....lol...

kenzie said...

lol nice
I got my shrug! Its so nice and mtches my armwarmers perfectly!
&&
OW! I stubbed my toe on the stairs owowowowowow!

andrea-la said...

i have no life...i'm decorating PAPER right now...

kenzie said...

i dont really hav a life either im watching bones....again

andrea-la said...

Yeah, but at least you aren't straightening paper using a straightening iron....

kenzie said...

that sounds dangarous

andrea-la said...

not really...so far i haven't burned the house down. but i did get a paper cut....it's bleeding...lol...

kenzie said...

:( those hurt

andrea-la said...

whatever...just a papercut...lol...plus, i don't mind pain, it's kinda cool, in a way...

kenzie said...

cool
Im organizing my skittles :D awsome lots of green ones

andrea-la said...

i like green...i just finished making a green piece of paper...

kenzie said...

green is awsome

andrea-la said...

oh. my. gosh. WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS PAPER THAT I JUST DECORATED???

kenzie said...

write a letter to someone

andrea-la said...

that's ten pages long? because that's less than the amount of paper that i have....plus i still have the paper from LAST TIME i did this...maybe I should just give it to my friends....they probably don't have any...

kenzie said...

write letters to all of your friends teachers whoever

andrea-la said...

I don't have time for that...i'll just say, "hey, do you want some paper?" they'll probably say yes...i mean, my other friend did this when she ended up with too many plants...

kenzie said...

hehe nice

andrea-la said...

yeah...so now i have a cactus and a few other things...of course, i almost had too many plants too...next year, i'll try not to get carried away again...

kenzie said...

we have a pumpkin plant and an apple tree and blackberrys
I wanna make artwork outta skittles hm

andrea-la said...

hmm...maybe i should stop decorating paper before this gets out of hand...i mean, i'm home alone and i'm making a little bit of a mess...lol...

kenzie said...

nice, I do that alot
you know whats weird, i can smell carbonation in the cap of my coke zero

andrea-la said...

lol...weird...lol...i just CAN'T stop decorating paper!!! It's too fun! this is going to be interesting to explain to my parents when they get home...

kenzie said...

usually wen Im alone I go on baking spree so when my family comes home theres cookies cupcakes cakes muffins which they dont mind too much as long as theres no mess

andrea-la said...

yeah, usually my creativity explodes in one way or another...even if my parents ARE home, my creativity explodes, just i keep it to the basement. Also, i've gone on a baking spree today...i baked a bunch of these really good "chocolate haystacks"...yumm...and i might bake something else too...I'm thinking monster cookies...

kenzie said...

one time we made this awsome halloween cake
it was bright orange with jack-o-lanterns on them
we also made green pancakes...with faces

andrea-la said...

that's fun...i'm baking cookies!!! toffee chip cookies...'cus i'm out of chocolate chips....lol

kenzie said...

lol I made snickerdoodles not long ago

andrea-la said...

fun...g2g...

kenzie said...

bybye