Saturday, September 6, 2008

Yes, We're Back To Lemons

Okay, so I guess we all remember the whole lemon thing. You know what I'm talking about. If you don't, I'll explain what I think you should do with your metaphorical lemons that life gave you. I think that you should sell the stupid lemons and use the money to buy some dr. pepper or whatever your favorite drink is. Because, I don't like lemonaide. Or grape juice for that matter. And no, that was not as random as it sounds. We all know the quote, right? "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it" Okay, so then we went and opened a lemon store with lemon shoes and all that. But SOMEHOW we ended up at metaphorical lemon shoes. So WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN? Okay, let's face it, NOBODY knows that it means. Let me explain some reasoning that I'm making up as I go along. You have lemons. You aren't thirsty. You want to do something useful with the lemons. So you make them into some pretty lemontastical shoes. That's it. That's what it means. What do those shoes represent, seeing as their metaphorical? I don't know. It's a METAPHORE. The shoes can represent any need that you have. Actually, a want, probably. So, WHAT ELSE can we do with our lemons? Well, we could eat them plain, but that's bad for our metaphorical teeth. Actually, teeth make EXCELLENT metaphores. Like, if you move on from a hobby, it's like losing a tooth...eventually an adult tooth will grow in. That's why our metaphorical teeth are like shark teeth, 'cus we lose them every day. Even if we don't know it, we're losing metaphorical teeth. So I guess it's no big deal if we eat the lemons, except that they might damage our metaphorical teeth. And they might not taste so good. Yeah. So what else can we do with our lemons? I guess we could make lemon pie. Or better yet, lemon pi. As in 3.14. But what IS that? Because I don't know. Yeah, so it might be a LITTLE bit weird for me to be ranting about lemons...but what are we supposed to DO with these lemons? Because I think that the best idea is to turn them into metaphorical dr. pepper, but that is a long and complicated process....you just can't do that. Yeah, you can make GRAPE JUICE, but not dr. pepper. It's confusing, I know. But seriously, what I don't get is why does nobody ever realise that you can SELL your lemons for limes or something....because if you have some lemons and some limes, I'm pretty sure that you could make metaphorical 7-up. But for that I really should consult the "Rule Book of Lemons"....which is metaphorical, of course. Or maybe I should write a "Rule Book of Lemons"....I could make it with the money that I get for selling my lemons!!! YAY!!! Okay, this is where I stop talking because for all we know I'll start ranting about quotation marks now....

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

couldnt you trade your metiphorical lemons for dr.pepper?

Anonymous said...

naw...nobody would ever give up their metaphorical dr.pepper for lemons...

Anonymous said...

is dr.pepper vegan?

Anonymous said...

don't know...

Anonymous said...

i looked it up
it isnt
so you can trade with a vegan

Anonymous said...

cool...also, if you google "metaphorical lemon shoes" my blog comes up first...lol...

Anonymous said...

lol nice

Anonymous said...

yeps...it's so COOL!!! I can google "metaphorical lemon shoes" and my blog pops up!

Anonymous said...

nice to know how to find it

Anonymous said...

lol...also, if you google "metaphoricallemonshoetastical" scott-la's blog pops up because we used it in the comments....lol...

Anonymous said...

lol nice
I got my shrug! Its so nice and mtches my armwarmers perfectly!
&&
OW! I stubbed my toe on the stairs owowowowowow!

Anonymous said...

i have no life...i'm decorating PAPER right now...

Anonymous said...

i dont really hav a life either im watching bones....again

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but at least you aren't straightening paper using a straightening iron....

Anonymous said...

that sounds dangarous

Anonymous said...

not really...so far i haven't burned the house down. but i did get a paper cut....it's bleeding...lol...

Anonymous said...

:( those hurt

Anonymous said...

whatever...just a papercut...lol...plus, i don't mind pain, it's kinda cool, in a way...

Anonymous said...

cool
Im organizing my skittles :D awsome lots of green ones

Anonymous said...

i like green...i just finished making a green piece of paper...

Anonymous said...

green is awsome

Anonymous said...

oh. my. gosh. WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS PAPER THAT I JUST DECORATED???

Anonymous said...

write a letter to someone

Anonymous said...

that's ten pages long? because that's less than the amount of paper that i have....plus i still have the paper from LAST TIME i did this...maybe I should just give it to my friends....they probably don't have any...

Anonymous said...

write letters to all of your friends teachers whoever

Anonymous said...

I don't have time for that...i'll just say, "hey, do you want some paper?" they'll probably say yes...i mean, my other friend did this when she ended up with too many plants...

Anonymous said...

hehe nice

Anonymous said...

yeah...so now i have a cactus and a few other things...of course, i almost had too many plants too...next year, i'll try not to get carried away again...

Anonymous said...

we have a pumpkin plant and an apple tree and blackberrys
I wanna make artwork outta skittles hm

Anonymous said...

hmm...maybe i should stop decorating paper before this gets out of hand...i mean, i'm home alone and i'm making a little bit of a mess...lol...

Anonymous said...

nice, I do that alot
you know whats weird, i can smell carbonation in the cap of my coke zero

Anonymous said...

lol...weird...lol...i just CAN'T stop decorating paper!!! It's too fun! this is going to be interesting to explain to my parents when they get home...

Anonymous said...

usually wen Im alone I go on baking spree so when my family comes home theres cookies cupcakes cakes muffins which they dont mind too much as long as theres no mess

Anonymous said...

yeah, usually my creativity explodes in one way or another...even if my parents ARE home, my creativity explodes, just i keep it to the basement. Also, i've gone on a baking spree today...i baked a bunch of these really good "chocolate haystacks"...yumm...and i might bake something else too...I'm thinking monster cookies...

Anonymous said...

one time we made this awsome halloween cake
it was bright orange with jack-o-lanterns on them
we also made green pancakes...with faces

Anonymous said...

that's fun...i'm baking cookies!!! toffee chip cookies...'cus i'm out of chocolate chips....lol

Anonymous said...

lol I made snickerdoodles not long ago

Anonymous said...

fun...g2g...

Anonymous said...

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